King of the Hill Episode Guide

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Season 1 (1997)
Square Peg
The Order of the Straight Arrow
Luanne's Saga
Hank's Got the Willies
Westie Side Story
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
Shins of the Father 3/23/97
Peggy the Boggle Champ 4/13/97
Keeping up with Our Joneses 4/27/97
King of the Ant Hill 5/04/97
Plastic White Female 5/11/97
The Company Man 12/7/97

Season 2 (1997-98)
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying 9/21/97
Texas City Twister 9/28/97
Arrow Head 10/19/97
Hilloween 10/26/97
Jumpin' Crack Bass 11/02/97
Husky Bobby 11/09/97
The Man Who Shot Cane Stretteburg 11/16/97
The Son That Got Away 11/23/97
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying 12/21/97
Bobby Slam 12/14/97
Snow Job
Meet the Manger Babies 1/11/98
I Remember Mono 2/8/98
Traffic Jam 2/22/98
Three Days in the Kahndo 2/15/98
Hank's Dirty Laundry 3/1/98
The Final Shinsult 3/15/98
Leanne's Saga 4/19/98
Junkie Business 4/26/98
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga 5/3/98
Peggy's Turtle Song 5/10/98
Propane Boom 5/17/98
Death of a Propane Salesman (AKA Propane Boom Part 2) 9/15/98

Season 3 (1998-99)
And They Call It Bobby Love
Peggy's Headache
Pregnant Paws
To Spank, With Love
Good Hill Hunting
Next of Shin
Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
Peggy Pageant Fever
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
A Firefighting We Will Go
Three Coaches and a Bobby
DeKahnstructing Henry
Sleight of Hank
Escape From Party Island
Love Hurts and so Does Art
Dog Dale Afternoon
Hank's Cowboy Movie
Revenge of the Lutefisk
Death and Texas
Wings of the Dope
Take Me out of the Ball Game
As Old as the Hills

Season 4 (1999-00)
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
Cotton's Plot
Bills Are Made to be Broken
Little Horrors of Shop
Aisle 8A
A Beer Can Named Desire
The Hank's Giving Episode
Not in My Back-Hoe
To Kill a Ladybird
Old Glory
Rodeo Days
Hanky Panky (Part One)
High Anxiety (Part Two)
Naked Ambition
Moving on Up
Bill of Sales
Won't You Pimai Neighbor
Hank's Bad Hair Day
Meet the Propaniacs
Nancy's Boys
Flush with Power
Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
Peggy's Fan Fair
"I Don't Want To Wait For Our Lives To Be Over, I Want To Know Right Now, Will It Be…Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo…"
Perils of Polling

Season 5 (2000-01)
The Buck Stops Here
When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
Spin the Choice
Yankee Hankie
What Makes Bobby Run
Twas the Nut Before Christmas
The Exterminator
Chasing Bobby
Hank's Choice
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
Now who's the Dummy?
Ho Yeah!
Luanne Virgin 2.0
Hank's Back Story
It's Not Easy Being Green
Trouble With Gribbles
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl

Season 6 (2001-02)
Bobby Goes Nuts
Goodbye Normal Jeans
The Father, Son and J.C
Father of the Bribe
Lupe's Revenger
Bobby to Bully
I'm with Cupid
Torch Song Hillogy
The Bluegrass is Always Greener
Joust Like a Woman
The Spanish Substitute Prisoner
Unfortunate Son
Are you there god? It's me Margaret Hill
Of Mice and Little Green Men
A Man without a country club
Beer and Loathing
Fun with Jane + Jane
Sug Night
Dang Ol' Love
Returning Japanese (1hr)

Season 7 (2002-03)
The Fat and the Furious
Get Your Break On
Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Dances With Dogs
The Son Also Roses
Texas Silksaw Episode
Full Metal Dust Jacket
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Boxing Luanne
Board Games
Vision Quest
Queasy Rider
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Be True to Your Fool
Racist Dawg
Night and Deity
Maid in Arlen
Witches of East Arlen

Season 8 (2003-04)
Patch Boomhauer
Reborn To Be Wild
New Cowboy on the Block
The Incredible Hank
Flirting With the Master
After the Mold Rush
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
That's What She Said
My Hair Lady
Phish and Wild Life
Cheer Factor
Dale Be Not Proud
Après Hank, le Deluge
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Stressed For Success
Hank's Back (a.k.a. The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank)
The Redneck on Rainey Street
Talking Shop

Season 9 (2004-05)
A Rover Runs Through It
Ms. Wakefield
Death Buys a Timeshare
Yard, She Blows
Care-Takin' Care of Business
Dale To the Chief
Enrique-cilable Differences
Mutual of Omabwah
The Petriot Act
Arlen City Bomber
Redcorn Gambles With His Future
Gone With the Windstorm
Smoking and the Bandit
Bobby On Track
It Ain't Over Till The Fat Neighbor Sings

Season 10 (2005-06)
Hank's On Board
Bystand Me #821. 9/25/05
Bill's House
A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Clown #916. 12/4/05
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana #911. 12/11/05
You Gotta Believe #917. 1/29/06
Business is Picking up This Year #918. 3/19/06
The Year of Washing Dangerously #920. 3/26/06
Hank Fires Everything #921. 4/2/06
Church Hopping #922. 4/9/06
24 Hour Propane People #1001. 4/23/06
The Texas Panhandler #1002. 4/30/06
Hank's Bully #1003. 5/7/06
Edu-macating Lucky #1004. 5/14/06

Season 11 (2007)
The Peggy Horror Picture Show - Peggy, who has unusually large feet, goes to a store in Dallas for larger women, where she meets a new girlfriend. But Peggy's new pal turns out to be a drag queen. #1101. 1/28/07
serPUNt - Lucky gives Bobby a 6-foot Burmese python, but it slithers into the Hills' toilet and escapes into the sewers, causing panic in Arlen. #1105. 2/11/07
Blood and Sauce - Bill makes barbecue from a secret family recipe that is the best anyone in the neighborhood has ever tasted. #1103. 2/18/07
Luanne Gets Lucky - Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his father found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom. #1104. 3/25/07
Hank Gets Dusted - Hank is devastated when Cotton gives Hank's beloved Cadillac to cousin Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. But when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality-show taping, it's more than Hank can bear. #1105. 4/1/07
Glen Peggy Glen Ross - Peggy tries a career in real estate after she's fired from her job at the newspaper. #1106. 4/22/07
Passion of Dauterive - Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed and has a religious experience...and a romantic one. #1107. 4/29/07
Grand Theft Arlen - Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test, and Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. #1108. 4/29/07
Peggy's Gone to Pots - In hopes of selling real estate in posh Arlen Heights, Peggy befriends residents Cindy and Ted for networking purposes. But Cindy soon cons Peggy into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative. #1109. 5/6/07
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow - Nancy's hair starts to fall out when she becomes stressed over her home life and unresolved feelings for John Redcorn. #1110. 5/13/07
Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies - Bill gets mixed up with a group of bodybuilders #1111. 5/20/07
Lucky's Wedding Suit - Luanne wants an expensive wedding, so Lucky sues Dale when he takes a fall on the job. #1112. 5/20/07

Season 12 (2007-08)
Suite Smells of Excess - Bobby develops an interest in football, much to Hank's delight. Complications arise, however, when Hank and the guys take Bobby to a Texas-Nebraska game. #1201. 9/23/07
Bobby Rae - Bobby learns about social activism and puppy love when he takes on the powers that be at Tom Landry Middle School over a bunch of soda machines that he blames for making him and his classmates fat. #1202. 9/30/07
The Powder Puff Boys - Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA. #1203. 10/7/07
Four Wave Intersection - Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists. #1204. 10/14/07
Death Picks Cotton - Cotton goes crazy at a performance restaurant, where they cook the food at your table, with Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Lucky and Bobby. Cotton fights with a chef and has a horrible accident that leaves him hospitalized and clinging to life. #1205. 11/11/07
Raise the Steaks #1206. 11/18/07
The Minh Who Knew Too Much - Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit. #1207. 12/9/07
DreamWeaver - Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a “vocation vacation” to learn basket weaving. #1208. 12/16/07
Doggone Crazy - The Hills' dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank take her to a dog spiritualist. #1209. 1/6/08
Trans-Facism - The Arlen city council bans trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers, so Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck that sells the banned foods illegally, with Hank as the driver. #1210. 1/27/08
Untitled Blake McCormack - Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. #1211. 2/17/08
Accidental Terrorist - When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest. #1212. 3/2/08
Lady and Gentrification - Hank's consent to speak at the quinceañeara (15th birthday party) of Enrique's daughter, Inez, leads to the gentrification of Enrique's Mexican neighborhood after Peggy's hipster real-estate clients fall in love with the area and start moving in. #1213. 3/9/08
Behind Closed Doors - A child is missing in Arlen, so an emergency community meeting is held. At the meeting, a relationship expert embarrasses Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. #1214. 3/16/08
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn #1215. 3/30/08
Six Characters in Search of a House - Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts. #1216. 4/6/08
The Courtship of Joseph's Father - Joseph becomes a star quarterback at Tom Landry Middle School and a prestigious private school comes recruiting. Joseph doesn't want to go, but Dale can't resist the payoff the private school gives him. #1217. 4/13/08
Strangeness on a Train - Peggy hopes for a better birthday than usual when she plans to celebrate on a murder-mystery train. But problems arise with the food and performance, leading to disappointment. That is, until Hank and Peggy create their own drama. #1218. 4/27/08
Cops and Robert - Bobby is framed for throwing a soda can at the school's police officer and is assigned to work with him for a week as punishment. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet. #1219. 5/4/08
It Came From the Garage - Hank and Bobby build a boat for the Arlen Regatta, and Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are miffed because they usually work on a boat with Hank. Along the way, Hank must face a phobia that he's kept hidden from the world. #1220. 5/11/08
Life: A Loser's Manual - Luanne's long-lost father, Peggy's jailbird brother Hoyt, comes to town and commits yet another crime. Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame. #1221. 5/18/08

Season 13 (2008-09)
Dia-Bill-ic Shock - Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent. #1301. 9/28/08
Earthy Girls Are Easy - When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert. #1302. 10/5/08
Square-Footed Monster - The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a McMansion. #1303. 10/19/08
Lost in MySpace - Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a personal MySpace page in hopes of boosting business. #1304. 11/2/08
No Bobby Left Behind - Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests. #1305. 11/9/08
A Bill Full of Dollars - Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale in hopes of earning money for a new flat-screen TV. #1306. 11/16/08
Straight as an Arrow - When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster. #1307. 11/30/08
Lucky See Monkey Do - When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party. #1308. 2/8/09
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis… - Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention. #1309. 2/15/09
Master of Puppets - When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention. #1310. 3/1/09
Bwah My Nose - During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed. #1311. 3/8/09
Uncool Customer - Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes. #1312. 3/15/09
Nancy Does Dallas - Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home. #1313. 3/22/09

1997-09 by Thrawn's Realm